noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")
Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'
Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'
Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.
by A Peeples September 29, 2008
Get the Davy Jones mug.Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.
"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"
by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007
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When a Male ejaculates large amounts of semen on a womans face - mainly the lower facial region - causing her to look like Davy Jones from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Works well with the Pirate technique
Works well with the Pirate technique
Steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with Jessi he gave her a Davy Jones. Yarrr!!!
by norris1234 August 2, 2007
Get the Davy Jones mug.So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.
So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.
by punkskyw August 18, 2006
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Get the Davy Jones mug.“Did you hear about Greg ?!?! He found a man in his kitchen making gumbo!”
“Wow thats a real Davy Crockpot!”
“Wow thats a real Davy Crockpot!”
by Too.Much May 30, 2018
Get the davy crockpot mug.A sex act where you insert a squid or octopus in your rectum, in order to expel it while your partner is giving you oral sex as a joke.
by LogSwift January 30, 2012
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