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Dandi-Balls

Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.
During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.

I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
mugGet the Dandi-Ballsmug.

Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
mugGet the Spank dandymug.

Dandy Sex

Having sex in front of cameras
Did you hear Marie and Ben had dandy sex in the locker room at Lab?
by I <3 Marie January 22, 2005
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dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'
"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"
by FM104 August 28, 2007
mugGet the dandy slapmug.

El Dandy

A Mexican jobber with a 33 pound hairdo.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
mugGet the El Dandymug.

jim dandy

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?
by E-Stylee November 8, 2005
mugGet the jim dandymug.

Mouth Dandy

Hey Hun, thanks for the swell martini. How about a terrific mouth dandy?
by GuppyUnit August 22, 2012
mugGet the Mouth Dandymug.

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