caustic euphemism

A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.

So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...

by YAWA August 18, 2019

Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

Anthony Castiglia

a person the will beat you in taps

Andrew Michael and Nathan where Anthony Castiglia in taps

by Doppierclown November 15, 2016

crusticles

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.

n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.

by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008

doing a costin

to rush headlong into a suicidal career spin, then burn every bridge in sight including the one you're standing on, whilst providing some fleeting entertainment to your colleagues.

Wow, Jerry Maguire really should have thought it through before doing a costin.

Fuck me, Buck really felt the sting when Dave did a costin...

by Lou06 July 7, 2006

crustified spunk lips

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.

shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips

by offlyner April 21, 2006

casting moonrunes

To use an English-Japanese dictionary for the purposes of enjoying amateur translation of novels, magazines, manga, or other Japanese media that involves print text. Like casting magical runes, this process can have unpredictable and eyebrow raising results.

Paul was casting moonrunes again because he wanted to read the latest Claymore before anyone else.

by TeenAuthor June 22, 2008