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Cumster

A monster that is made out of all of the semen you have ever ejaculated.
"Hey, honey, who is in the living room?"

"Sorry about him, its the cumster"

"SCRAT SCRUT GIVE ME YOUR NUT!"
by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 February 15, 2023
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Cumputer

A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.

Some people think they need to cumpute everything.

Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)

There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.

Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.

Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.

Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?

Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!

Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!

Would you like to cumpute a family together?

Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.

People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.

Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.

Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
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Cumbust

A word used as a reaction to someone hot, or doing something hot.
Sarah: if I was ever in the car with that girl I’d combust
Rachel: I’d Cumbust
by Ireland Ireland May 3, 2023
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Dumb Cumpster

1. A pejorative to the term Cum Dumpster meaning the opposite of a female cum dumpster-hence dumb cumpster.
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
Shut up you fuckin dumb cumpster!”
by Xiber June 14, 2008
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Cumster

A horny semi-terrorist gangster who decided to waste their time watching dirty porn.

A person who busts their nut harder than the attack of 9/11.

Former gangster member who fights for the government of America in foreign affairs missions

Those who founded Used Condoms Inc.
Those cumsters got swag.
Damn, that man is an official cumster.
Fuck.
They have explosive condoms!!
by perijstocia May 2, 2023
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cumbustable

When a female is so attractive that you have an immediate explosion in your pants.
That girl's face is very cumbustable.
by Juiceheadtodd June 11, 2010
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Cumburper

Derogatory term used to describe gay men. Describes the action usually taken after swallowing semen.
That kid Joey is such a fag. Little fucking cumburper.
by TboneSteakEggCheese October 17, 2008
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