cumfart

when you cum and fart at the same time

ohh shit i think i just cumfarted

by slimezorua September 4, 2016

cumfarter

A faggot or hetero woman who takes it up the ass

Oh fuck, "Did you hear that cumfarter fart? It sounded like,"Woof, phleef"

by juana phuck January 7, 2006

cumface

An angled picture taken to make you seem more attractive to gullable people by hiding your double chin or other facial faults, and excentuating your breasts (females) or shoulders and chest (men) to distract from your pot belly or unshapely physique, which inadvertently makes you appear like you are waiting to be ejaculated on in a porno style

"Take a look at the latest faceparty cumface" *pastes link*

by Ben HD April 10, 2008

Comfartable

a smelling foul comment.

You think that woman is a hot public political figure with substance?? That is soooo comfartable imho, to think that.

by ladyMatea June 22, 2011

CTFAM

acronym for Come the f*ck at me.

Tom: Yo Mark, you suck
Mark: CTFAM bitch

by Tom & Mark December 13, 2008

Cumfart

Taking it up the butt and blowing a huge fart, allowing it too leak out the sides to escape.

Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*

by Saleeeeeeeeem September 12, 2009

comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009