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Chrystalla

Chrystalla’s are stunning, love their makeup and are often really good at it. She loves her family and friends and tends to be quite crazy inside her friendship group. You can always talk to a Chrystalla about your problems, she may not always know what to do but she’ll listen :)
Chrystalla is beautiful
by Sunshiny11 March 22, 2018
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crystal castles

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).
we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough
by Juicebox2507 June 14, 2008
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crista

A modern name for extremely sexy females.
"Crista, you are really hot!"
by beaverhausennn October 21, 2008
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Chrysta

Noun: Chrystas are intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate, open-minded and kind. Chrystas are comfortable being a dork because they're funny. Chrystas have a natural talent for creating great food and doing all they can to please the ones they love. Has a tendency to get a little obsessive but it's pretty much harmless. Chrystas love to fall in love and need to be careful not to hurt feelings unintentionally.
She's definitely a Chrysta for being so funny.
by Suomynona0987654321 October 16, 2011
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Crystabelle

Crystabelle us is a solid person who is selfless and caring. She can get a bit over dramatic but everyone knows her heart is in the right place. Crystabelle will stand up for her friends when needed and will try to do anyrthing to cheer up with her besties.

Crystabelle can be a bad ass and very scared at the same time.
OMG! Is that a Crystabelle?
by Grrlz Dictionary! September 12, 2021
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spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.
I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.
by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010
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Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
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