Crydaddy

A friend who a woman only contacts when her relationship is going south, her significant other has cheated on her, or she has been dumped. There is no actual chance of a sexual encounter occurring and as soon as her partner lies his way back into the relationship or she finds the new guy, the crydaddy will be ghosted.

"I haven't heard from Sally since she started banging that new guy, I guess I am just her crydaddy"

by Reaper Madness December 31, 2019

crybaby

A fan of Melanie Martinez. (Like me!!!!)
Someone who obsesses over Melanie Martinez. (Also like me!!)

I'm the biggest crybaby ever!

Where my crybabies at?
" They call youCrybaby, crybaby , but you don't even care." -Melanie Martinez
I'll try to show a gif of Mel (The nickname we crybabies and other people have given her)

by KeenaTheCrybaby March 5, 2017

Florida Crybaby

A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor

CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina

dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant

by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009

cryabetes

Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.

I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?

by daveycius May 27, 2006

crybaby titty mouse

Is a person who is being a major crybaby. Which includes cry and/or whining

"Come on Jake stop being such a crybaby titty mouse you just stubbed your toe."

by Littlemisswhatsername29 January 8, 2018

Crymax

To sob or cry after sex

"Taylor was so emotional after sex, he crymaxed"

"Taylor thought he was in a safe-zone in Matt's car and admitted that he once crymaxed. It turned out that Matt's car was not a safe-zone."

by SozTDawg May 29, 2013

CryBabyDaddy

An African American male who makes a baby, won't support it, and then blames everyone else for his problems.

(combining crybaby + babydaddy)

Like about 70% of black children, little Toyletta Boles grew up without a crybabydaddy.

by bookworm1635 February 25, 2010