Ted Cruz

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.

by Benny Arnold January 10, 2021

Fled Cruz

WHEN A TRAITOR ABANDONS HIS STATE AND OR COUNTRY DURING A DISASTER TO SEEK SAFE HARBOR IN MEXICO

Fled Cruz sure booked that flight to Cancun pretty fast when things hit the fan in Texas!

by MowthyWasHere February 18, 2021

Heidi Cruz

A significant other who you are okay with throwing under the bus.

“Sure he called my wife ugly, but I regard her to be a Heidi Cruz and am more than willing to throw her under the bus.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ted Cruz

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."

by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC August 6, 2016

Santa Cruz

A kick-ass town in California. It's in the Monterey Bay area, right on the coast in central Cal. Laid-back, great surfing, awesome local bands (The Expendables, Dub Congress, Antidote). It's also known for all the stoner hippies that live there.

"Hey man, Santa Cruz is the place to be, I'll never leave."

by JaaDee September 3, 2005

Santa Cruz

A wonderful town in California. Home to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, UCSC, The Mystery Spot, and many wacky people.

THE REAL AND ORIGINAL SURF CITY, USA.

keep Santa Cruz weird!

by kelseamarie May 24, 2007

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz is totally the Zodiac Killer.

by Rogers18 June 30, 2016