Crumpeting

When you shove a warm, buttered crumpet up your arsehole.

Last week I caught Bogdan Crumpeting.

by Lord Pervert of Shittingswell November 18, 2023

Crumpin’

Crumpin’ is when you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!

Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.

I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crumpin’

When you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

1) I shit myself again…no honey that was a good crumpin’!

2) Better lay a towel down… I feel a crumpin’ a coming.

3) Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

4) That was such a hard crumpin’ it ran down my cleggs.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009