an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.
Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.
by chris christopherson May 1, 2006
Get the crooner mug.A "corner crowder" is one who stays in a corner during a party. They want to be alone but equally want to seem social, they are commonly mistaken with "wallflowers" and on occasion there are people who both flower a wall and crowd a corner. However wallflowers can group with other wallflowers but a corner crowd is completely alone in their time.
Partier One: "Yo! Where's Jeff? I heard he was here."
Party host: "yeah. He's a total corner crowder, I don't get why he even comes to these..."
Partier One: "yeah what a nerd."
Party host: "yeah. He's a total corner crowder, I don't get why he even comes to these..."
Partier One: "yeah what a nerd."
by Live and let Leo September 19, 2017
Get the Corner Crowder mug.The theory that the dumber your YouTube content, the higher your view count. Named after Steven Crowder, on the R.M Brown YouTube channel.
Dude, have you seen that video explaining how the sky is actually just a dome of smurfs linking arms? It got 5 million hits! Chalk it up to Crowder’s Law!
by MikeDiamond84 February 25, 2021
Get the Crowder’s Law mug.If you hop in a bed and someone is already there. They are a Crowder. If you are still unsure if they are classified as a Crowder... perform this test. Take a medium sized Stone and place it in bed with you and the probable Crowder. Say aloud, "this is getting kinda crowded." If the Stone stays... YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN BED WITH A CROWDER. Also, if the Stone stinks... it's definitely a Crowder.
by Dark_Space May 18, 2011
Get the crowder mug.When a person presents themselves as wanting to learn a different perspective on a topic, but is only using that as a ruse for them to present their own perspective on a topic in a condescending & unhelpful manner.
comes from a tweet posted by Steven Crowder on his twitter account on February 18, 2018, featuring an image of him sitting as a kiosk just outside of the Texas Christian University which featured a sign that read "Male privilege is a myth. change my mind." this image quickly became famous as people started changing the topic to fit any situation they need. the image was immortalized as a meme.
comes from a tweet posted by Steven Crowder on his twitter account on February 18, 2018, featuring an image of him sitting as a kiosk just outside of the Texas Christian University which featured a sign that read "Male privilege is a myth. change my mind." this image quickly became famous as people started changing the topic to fit any situation they need. the image was immortalized as a meme.
Person A: So what good has capitalism ever done for any country?
Person B: a lot good example A example b example c
Person A: Ha, you're clearly an uneducated bigot those examples you cited where actually thanks to opposing ideology
Person B: ...Dude... Steven Crowder Response much?
Person B: a lot good example A example b example c
Person A: Ha, you're clearly an uneducated bigot those examples you cited where actually thanks to opposing ideology
Person B: ...Dude... Steven Crowder Response much?
by SergeantSoN'So April 12, 2021
Get the Steven Crowder Response mug.Vulgar language used as an exclamatory when in anger or rage. Used to describe someone as a person of low intelligence or unappealing facial features.
by BigSexiFunTyme October 14, 2017
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