Coomph

The person that watches and/or speaks to you while you are urinating in a urinal.

That dude was such a coomph, he even tried to get my autograph.

by Don't you remember me? June 5, 2010

Comphet

The assumption, described by some feminist and queer academics that heterosexuality is socially compulsorary.

1st year cultural studies student: OMG I didn't realise comphet was compulsory. Do I have to repeat the whole year.

by Orrissar March 4, 2022

crompet

a gay cunt.

Nick: i buy my clothes from the op shop
John: Haha, what a crompet!

by felchpheasant July 9, 2011

crophelia

When you shit on someone and rub it around making you look like a mud bath

Oh man there crophelia makes me horny

by 80yroldsaggyboobs September 14, 2016

cromper

Crop Top Romper

Damn, look at that girl's cromper, literally so adorbs.

by Brilliant Scatter Brain July 12, 2017

Comphy

A term used to describe work attire for those who work form home.

You may think I’m frumpy and fugly wearing my sweats but I think I’m damn lucky to wear my comphy clothes while I work from home.

by tipsfromthechicks June 10, 2018

crompton

the last name of his lordship nick crompton

crompton <3<3

by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018