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Facebook Creeping

Something we all do.
Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.
by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010
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crouching tiger hidden balls

its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls
o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.
by fucksoid March 8, 2005
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Creeping Sweet

1. A feeling of excitement after discovering a mutual friend, relative or previous crush on Facebook.

2. Finding irrelevant but interesting information on Facebook when Facebook Crawling

3. A phrase for Facebook creepers to justify finding extraneous information about their friends
Paulina: "Hey your friends with so and so?" I used to be her neighbor!
Lisa: "Yeah, we used to dance together"
Paulina: "Creeping Sweet!"

Rachel: "OMG, guess who I found on Facebook the other day?"
Marissa: "Who?"
Rachel: "Ben. He is still just as hot"
Marissa: "Thats creepin' sweet"
by uhhleeahh December 15, 2009
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czetching

The act of masturabation using your own tears as lubrication.
I caught James listening to Dashboard Confessional and czetching again
by downonyourmom August 27, 2009
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crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.
"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"
by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007
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crouching tiger hidden dragon

When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
by AudioWeaponSystem December 18, 2010
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screeching weasel

awesome pop punk band. Barely pop though.
Mostly known because of all the bands that sprung from this band itself. Famous for Ben Weasel's attitude to people on stage.
Has been around for about 15 years, broken up now but still has enough albums to fulfil anybody.
Screeching Weasel started around the big hype of punk rock.
by screechingqueer June 30, 2005
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