craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

by Miho3 May 18, 2005

Crapatoa

A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now

by Bugga Stiff September 26, 2008

Crapaging

Any packaged goods of a very poor quality, use of inappropriate materials or lack of security in any shape or form!

Have you seen the crapaging on this bl**dy parcel?

Can you scrape around for some crapaging for this one mate?

by Puxinelli June 19, 2009

crapápins

crap happens; used when an inevitably negative event occurs

CSM: What will we say when they ask why this didn't work as expected?

TD: crapápins

by Spockitator February 10, 2010

Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010

crapagon

A hundred sided polygon, drawn in many various shapes and forms, such as the butterfly. Originated from a 5th grade math class.

Oh man, look at this crapagon.

by rippleGon October 19, 2013

Capasound

One of the many fantasy references that Michele Salvemini (alias Caparezza _ a very famous italian rapper) use to call himself in his lyrics.
This therm can be heard in the song "Avrai Ragione Tu", created by Caparezza, at the very first seconds.
There is a veiled reference to "Casapound" (a neo-fascist and populist italian political party _ active nowadays).

"Capasound, con la rabbia che c'è nell'aria è tipo - Hey io ho la maglia di Che Guevara e vado a Casa Pound - ".

by The sad Alighieri December 15, 2018