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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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cranky bait

you keep on asking your buddy to go fishing? But hes always cranky always comes up excuses but why they can't go.
Hey cranky bait are you going fishing today?
by Bry master June 15, 2023
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dirty cranky

When you pop a cranky in your butthole (boof it) rather than consume via oral route.
Bing decided to do a dirty cranky today on her walk to Poland.
by Bingholio October 15, 2022
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toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
by Mots247365 December 14, 2012
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Cranky Crew

Cranky Crew is a groupchat of elite and supportive people. Everyone is the absolute best of the best and the “crew” is more like a huge family. They are all literally the best people on earth and everyone is literally so hot no one can ever compare to us.
I love the Cranky Crew so much! They are the most genuine people ever!!
by louis tomlinson asf November 27, 2020
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Cranky Panty

A being that is frustrated while wearing female underwear. Can be cute at the same time.
"Damn g, you a cranky panty."
"This woman was so cute but was a real cranky panty."
by Pr0Pabl0 January 3, 2021
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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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