cracks in the armor

Screwed things up. Doing things imperfect.

Dad taught me, no cracks in the armor

by LillianRay November 6, 2017

crackulate

To make someone laugh using your tail or other objects (At least according to the episode The Three Friends Problem from Peg + Cat)

Peg: "I'm laughing just thinking about Cat's crackulation."
Cat: "Just call me the crackulator."
Peg: "Big Dog, your crackulation broke Cat's record."

crackulate (Ignore this part, for some reason it won't work if other forms of the word are only present and not the original word itself)

by Bry10022 April 30, 2022

two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."

Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.

by Sal The Man June 2, 2008

Crackass

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.

1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.

by tim s. December 16, 2004

see ya when your bum cracks

An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work

Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"

by Mainty O'Freddy September 9, 2008

crackuh

a white person. you know like nigguh but for white people.
:D

mayunnn, you is a crackuh hoe!

by This crackuh is defining crackuhh. :D May 6, 2008

Arkansas Crackasaurus

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.

Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010