crackhole

a person that is being a jerk, a mix of a butthole and a buttcrack.

Would you stop being such a crackhole?!

by welcometoyourflap April 22, 2017

crackmonkey

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

by That One Girl January 22, 2003

crackaine

crackaine-noun.. a mixture of crack and cocaine druggies smoke it or sniff it its what the cool kids do

dude that kid is wicked high off crackaine

by LALA October 26, 2004

crackmonkey

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

crackhole

A derogatory term derived from asshole and crackhead. It actually is another word for your nose, the hole that crack goes through.

Kat is such a crackhole.

by mourninggloryz January 17, 2005

crackhoe

a slut, whore , a hoe who smokes crack; see hoe

Damn, since Vikki has been dating Chris that pothead, she's become a real crackhoe.

by Freakalisha May 13, 2005

Crackbox

Any illuminated screen that people tend to stare at for hours upon hours in a row - Televisions, computers, and cellphones are great examples.

Todd: Have you seen the new Meerkat Manor?

Sam: You seriously need to get off that crackbox and go outside.

by samantha_yo August 16, 2009