Can refer to either a woman or a vagina. Also quality of woman is denoted by a corresponding quality of couch. A very sexy woman would be referred to as a Venetian Love Seat, whereas a very large woman would be referred to as a sectional.
"I'm sorry dude, I was drunk last night and ended up sleeping on your couch."
"Good luck on the couch shopping tonight at the party."
"Dude, why are you even looking, don't you have a damn fine couch back at home?"
"Good luck on the couch shopping tonight at the party."
"Dude, why are you even looking, don't you have a damn fine couch back at home?"
by seanb August 01, 2006
A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.
It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).
by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021
couch is a blues/indie/punk/rock band from Tulsa, OK. On the verge of greatness, the band is at the forefront of an exciting new local music scene in Tulsa. Proof: www.myspace.com/couchsongs
by Couch Fan December 02, 2007
by Kiethsmom March 27, 2014
A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!
by Starchylde January 29, 2015
Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.
by zihb September 23, 2015
Couch Cunt
by LoneWolf67 April 18, 2020