cosmic latte

the color of the whole universe

dude a: "hey man, what color is the universe?'
dude b: "cosmic latte, son."

by karasaiser November 27, 2013

cosmic interference

Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference

Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference

by Madam Fortune November 26, 2017

cosmic gay

A gay as large as the universe and will one day destroy the whole of existence.

Jake: you big gay.
Alex: you large gay.
Mike: you cosmic gay.
*existence dies*

by cosmic joe April 24, 2020

cosmic vaquera

A standing sex position in which the girl straddles the man, holding on with her knees and thighs on his hips, and her ankles resting on his thighs (not wrapped around). She may hold on with her arms around his neck, but the man should not have to hold on to anything, as she should balance on his standing figure the entire time.

Hello class. I am Mr. Russel, your substitute teacher. Mrs. Jensen will not be here today because she injured herself trying the cosmic vaquera last night.

by DarkMatterIII March 12, 2011

cosmic bully

person or persons that insults others from space. primarily from the cosmic space center. many cosmic bullies target those that do not believe in space, or 3-D, or artisan sandwiches.

that flanny j is a total cosmic bully.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022

cosmic consciousness

"...a higher form of consciousness than that possessed by the ordinary man." (Richard Maurice Bucke)

It makes more sense when viewed through Cosmic Consciousness.

by MadmanMichael April 21, 2017