Croydon

Where you come to die.

Bloke A: “im going to croydon”
Bloke B: “mate your goin to purgatory”
Bloke C: “yeah fuckin crime r8 of 98%”
Bloke D: “wombat excrement”

by Cockashit August 14, 2023

Cordon

A guy who is always himself, he's shy, and always to himself, but he's sweet and kind and is always caring. He is so so soo handsome. No one can compare. He is very loving and would not stop until he makes someone who is feeling down happy.

Cordon is the most loving guy ever.

by Ivie Cash November 20, 2023

Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

by kats067 March 11, 2026

A cordon would be better if scrolled

A meme on basilmarket

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled!

by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011

Andrew Cordone

The darkest black person alive. Some say you can’t even blorgus.

Wow the lights went of and Andrew Cordone snuck you on me with his penis out

by Poopqeef1139 February 29, 2020

James Cordon’s Birthday

A national day which an amazing person was born on. A Harry Styles addict as well.

Me:“It’s James Cordon’s birthday !”
Everyone: “yuhhh get into it”

by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021

emily cordon

Best person ever. Sexy asf but a midget but still Cool as fuck

Damn did you see that sexy midget? That was Emily Cordon

by Hsinsjk January 23, 2024