carrational

adj. - somewhere between rational and irrational (not inclusive), the level of which can be quantified with a carrational number (from 1 to 10).

I felt I was in imminent danger while walking in the city, but I couldn't think of the word to describe it, so that idea must be carrational (at least a 5).

by salad boy February 4, 2005

cobination

The act of one being sticking a corn cob up another beings rectum while simultaneously pulling their hair.

Greg performed a cobination with Ronny on a Mahindra Tractor

by Ronny Neely September 26, 2017

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.

Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up

by The Gunslinger July 7, 2004

Cornication

When a female, (or male) proceeds to enduce sexual pleasure with an ear of corn

did you see that chick Cornicate her self... i have never seen someone so satisfied from Cornication

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 30, 2009

carnation

Flower of choice for when you're high stepping out the door.

Bye bye. Darn -- where's my carnation?

by youthoughtyouknewme January 13, 2010

Yellow carnation flowers

Rejection and disappointment. If you got yellow carnations, congrats, that person most likely does not like you at all.

Hey, Chloe just gave me Yellow carnations flowers!
Ouch... Yellow carnation flowers means rejection, man.

by Lyrosity January 23, 2022