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correlationship

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.
Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.
by happysunman September 1, 2009
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cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.
Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!
by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006
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Corbella

A strong last name, often of Spanish or Argentine heritage. Whoever is blessed with this last name is extremely intelligent and the most kind hearted person you will ever meet. General Castilian meaning: Beautiful Heart. Cor (Corazon/Heart) Bella (Beautiful). The few people that have this last name are good looking, smart, athletic, and great friends to all. They also make great boyfriends/girlfriends and even better lovers.
That girl is so nice! What's her name?" "Corbella!
by Dakfjafkajadlmfc June 14, 2010
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Cornel

by Hennie July 17, 2019
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cornell withdrawl

The withdrawl the body goes through when without Cornell for over 12 hours....may also be defined as when "Walmart" is in dire need of some lil tetrah. Symptoms may include crankiness, fatigue, muscle spasams, and/or involuntary sobbing.
Susan is having serious cornell withdrawl after only 18 hours of being without him.
by monkeys1017 July 8, 2014
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Cornel

Cornel is someone u can never find anywhere else he is someone who respects women, who is a loyal friend, he is generous but sometime acts and feels different around certain people Theres a cornel I know one myself and ill tell you he is SEXY and people say he is the fliest Asian is the school but i relly dont care but i hope one day he talks to me
i see you Cornel with the drip
by ajmsanonymous October 16, 2019
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CORDELL

are you a God? Naw just a Cordell
by golden showers March 13, 2020
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