Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.
Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?
by Ante Up National January 10, 2008
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We spent our mornings conjulating....
Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
by Cocoa Marcelle February 11, 2017
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Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.
*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person
"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person
- Typical Religious Person
"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person
by MrChristopher November 5, 2014
Get the consolation bias mug.A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...
You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat3 December 1, 2013
Get the Consulation Guest mug.Any drink that is made or paid for by someone higher up than you. This applies particularly to medical doctors to medical students.
by sratk2 July 5, 2011
Get the Consultant Coffee mug.That moron finally combulated the answers to his homework by harassing virtual reference librarians.
by frankenstuart January 17, 2009
Get the combulate mug.A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.
by rackanna January 12, 2011
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