Being in CT my whole life heres what I learned.
- everyone in Greenwich has a BMW or an Audi + Shitload of SUVs
- we are a preppy state
- you either drive an average car, or a great one.
(Snobby Towns):
Greenwich
Darien
New Canaan
Westport
Stamford (mostly North Stamford)
- everyone in Greenwich has a BMW or an Audi + Shitload of SUVs
- we are a preppy state
- you either drive an average car, or a great one.
(Snobby Towns):
Greenwich
Darien
New Canaan
Westport
Stamford (mostly North Stamford)
"How much did you pay for that?"
"Wow man thats cheap.."
"Connecticut is one of, if not the richest state."
"Wow man thats cheap.."
"Connecticut is one of, if not the richest state."
by Jsmooth May 28, 2006
Get the Connecticutmug. Oh Connecticut..where to begin? Growing up in CT you think it is the worst place to be, but once out you know it is a good place to raise a family. Once you say you're from CT automatically the next question is.."Are you from Greenwich?" NEWS FLASH EVERYONE-CONNECTICUT HAS MANY OTHER TOWNS BESIDES GREENWICH- Yes many of us our Preppy's that went to either private or parochial schools even though many of our public schools are just as good. Once out of CT, let's say in college, saying you're from CT just sounds better than saying for instance New Jersey. When you are from CT there is no reason to EVER venture into New Jersey, personally one would rather go to Massachusetts then Jersey. If you are from CT and you go to school in the NYC area, and meet someone from Bergen County, NJ they will claim they are just as preppy and rich as "you Connecticut people" are. No Bergen County, your not, sorry. And finally Connecticut has TWO baseball teams, The Yankees and The Red Sox, depending on where you live is who you cheer for.
Non-CT Resident: "Where are you from?"
CT Resident: "Connecticut."
Non-CT Resident: "Oh are you from Greenwich?"
CT Resident: "No, I am not from Greenwich."
Non-CT Resident: "So you must be a Sox fan coming from New England?"
CT Resident: "No I'm from Western half of CT, that's Yankee territory."
Not everybody can be from Connecticut..
CT Resident: "Connecticut."
Non-CT Resident: "Oh are you from Greenwich?"
CT Resident: "No, I am not from Greenwich."
Non-CT Resident: "So you must be a Sox fan coming from New England?"
CT Resident: "No I'm from Western half of CT, that's Yankee territory."
Not everybody can be from Connecticut..
by bellarosa August 29, 2008
Get the Connecticutmug. A tiny state where half of its population live with a domesticated chimpanzee while the other half will saw off one of their own arms as soon as it becomes necessary, and they all misrepresent their income in census time in order to keep alive the myth that their state is rich.
If you are from Connecticut, you are:
A) Living with a domesticated chimpanzee that may or may not rip out you or your neighbor’s face at any time.
B) You might at some point in the near future saw off your own arm with a saw.
C) You have and will most likely continue to misrepresent your level of income to the census takers in order to keep alive the myth that your tiny state is rich.
D) A and C.
E) B and C.
F) All of the above.
A) Living with a domesticated chimpanzee that may or may not rip out you or your neighbor’s face at any time.
B) You might at some point in the near future saw off your own arm with a saw.
C) You have and will most likely continue to misrepresent your level of income to the census takers in order to keep alive the myth that your tiny state is rich.
D) A and C.
E) B and C.
F) All of the above.
by Tradewinds November 18, 2011
Get the Connecticutmug. The best of the 50 states in the United States of America. Many of the country's, and the world's, richest residents reside in Connecticut. Connecticut is home the smartest people and the colleges and universities that educate them (such as Yale University). Connecticut is also the best state for athletics. Uconn is continually one of the top dogs in college sports. Even yankee Mark Texiera lives in Connecticut. Many actors and actresses call Connecticut home because of all that it has to offer. In addition, Connecticut is the pizza capital of the world. Pepe's, Sally's, Modern, and many other superb pizza places are located in Connecticut. No one actually dislikes Connecticut. However, many are jealous.
by qwerty132065 May 8, 2011
Get the Connecticutmug. The state people try to hate on or don't know the geographical location of and secretly wish they were from. Jealousy runs deep once someone finds out you're from the land of nutmeg and Franklin Giant Grinder and they aren't. Those who can, go to Connecticut. Those who settle for mundane and average stay in some god forsaken hell hole somewhere else.
person 1: hey where are you from?
person 2: Connecticut?
Person 1: I'm gonna just give up on life because im not from such a cool place.
Person 2: Don't be so hard on yourself..not all of us can come from the best state. It really must suck being you though.
person 2: Connecticut?
Person 1: I'm gonna just give up on life because im not from such a cool place.
Person 2: Don't be so hard on yourself..not all of us can come from the best state. It really must suck being you though.
by mrmackie October 12, 2009
Get the Connecticutmug. Some stuff you ought to know about Connecticut:
-Let's set the record straight, Connecticut is not really New England, go to Massachusetts if you want the real New England (but would you really want to deal with those awful Masshole drivers?)
-All the "New England" this or that crap in the state is fake, less than ten years old, and pushed by the state government in order to attract New Yorker tourists and there money, just like the Indian Casinos in the redneck part of the state (see Eastern Connecticut).
-Let's be real it's more like New York (Mid-Atlantic) than any New England state.
-It has many guidos (New Haven area, cough cough)
-It has lots of Jews (West Hartford's more Jewish than Tel-Aviv)
-It IS diverse (aka the anti-Vermont)
-Relatively well-integrated, at least compared to racist, overly Irish Boston
-It is fast-paced
-It has great (New Haven style) pizza. Boston sucks at making pizza, freckle-faced ginger massholes.
-Lot's of bids here are pretty.
-West Conn people say MAD, East Conn fag boston wannabes say WICKED every chance they get.
-It's not called a fucking Packy, it's either a bodega or a liquor store.
-Hartford and Springfield are NOT twin cities. Hartford wants nothing to do with the even shittier, more pathetic Springfield, Mass.
-Many people take advantage of the proximity to NYC and shop, go to ball games, see shows, and eat at the best restaurants in the world.
-No one goes to Boston unless they want to get drunk and beat up black people with Irish, freckle-faced, ugly, pimply, masshole, ginger red sux fans.
-Everyone ought to hate the Gaytriots, especially after they teased Hartford then retracted their plans to move there, because Hartford was not New England enough.
-People tend to like New Jersey better than Massachusetts. Who cares how it smells, people in Jersey won't hate you and be snobby, WASPY, elitist shits like any masshole would.
-People really aren't that snobby. And those that are, they can go fuck themselves. If you act snobby, you will be compared to Bostonians (Red Sox fan massholes), because they are snobby, do you really want that?
-If you live west of the Connecticut River, you root for NY teams.
-If you are a minority, you root for NY teams (Boston is too damn racist... if you don't believe me, just Google "boston racist").
-If you live east of the Connecticut
River, you root for Boston teams and pretend to live in Massachusetts.
-If you like the Red Sox and live in Yanks territory (West Conn) you are VERY rude and vocal about it.
-If you like the Yanks and live in Red Sox territory (East Conn) you are quiet and unassuming--you don't want to piss off the drunk, belligerent asshole Boston fans.
-East of the river is the only part of the state that can be argued as being part of the true New England. People here are ornery and reserved (nice way of saying parochial) like Massholes.
-Most people in the state live in Western Connecticut (more populated and industrialized)
-The majority of the population lives in metro NYC (Fairfield, Litchfield, and New Haven counties combined)
-It's true that many people are wealthy, but many are also impoverished.
-There ARE indeed rich people outside of Fairfield County.
-Long Island Sound can be dirty in areas.
-People are real, unlike Fakeifornia.
-Nobody in this state (meaning YOU eastern Connecticut) liked the Red Sox prior to 2004.
-Hartford and Bridgeport are very dangerous. Waterbury and New Haven are also pretty bad, but not as much as those two.
-Hartford isn't a city, it's a big shitty town. New York is a city. Nobody in West Conn cares about Boston.
-Central Connecticut gets overrun on weekends by New Yorkers, New Jersyans, Rhode Islanders, and Massholes who like to shop here and not at their own fucking stores.
-An enormous wall should be built to keep the Massholes out, that, or $50 tolls to get in from Massachusetts.
-Let's set the record straight, Connecticut is not really New England, go to Massachusetts if you want the real New England (but would you really want to deal with those awful Masshole drivers?)
-All the "New England" this or that crap in the state is fake, less than ten years old, and pushed by the state government in order to attract New Yorker tourists and there money, just like the Indian Casinos in the redneck part of the state (see Eastern Connecticut).
-Let's be real it's more like New York (Mid-Atlantic) than any New England state.
-It has many guidos (New Haven area, cough cough)
-It has lots of Jews (West Hartford's more Jewish than Tel-Aviv)
-It IS diverse (aka the anti-Vermont)
-Relatively well-integrated, at least compared to racist, overly Irish Boston
-It is fast-paced
-It has great (New Haven style) pizza. Boston sucks at making pizza, freckle-faced ginger massholes.
-Lot's of bids here are pretty.
-West Conn people say MAD, East Conn fag boston wannabes say WICKED every chance they get.
-It's not called a fucking Packy, it's either a bodega or a liquor store.
-Hartford and Springfield are NOT twin cities. Hartford wants nothing to do with the even shittier, more pathetic Springfield, Mass.
-Many people take advantage of the proximity to NYC and shop, go to ball games, see shows, and eat at the best restaurants in the world.
-No one goes to Boston unless they want to get drunk and beat up black people with Irish, freckle-faced, ugly, pimply, masshole, ginger red sux fans.
-Everyone ought to hate the Gaytriots, especially after they teased Hartford then retracted their plans to move there, because Hartford was not New England enough.
-People tend to like New Jersey better than Massachusetts. Who cares how it smells, people in Jersey won't hate you and be snobby, WASPY, elitist shits like any masshole would.
-People really aren't that snobby. And those that are, they can go fuck themselves. If you act snobby, you will be compared to Bostonians (Red Sox fan massholes), because they are snobby, do you really want that?
-If you live west of the Connecticut River, you root for NY teams.
-If you are a minority, you root for NY teams (Boston is too damn racist... if you don't believe me, just Google "boston racist").
-If you live east of the Connecticut
River, you root for Boston teams and pretend to live in Massachusetts.
-If you like the Red Sox and live in Yanks territory (West Conn) you are VERY rude and vocal about it.
-If you like the Yanks and live in Red Sox territory (East Conn) you are quiet and unassuming--you don't want to piss off the drunk, belligerent asshole Boston fans.
-East of the river is the only part of the state that can be argued as being part of the true New England. People here are ornery and reserved (nice way of saying parochial) like Massholes.
-Most people in the state live in Western Connecticut (more populated and industrialized)
-The majority of the population lives in metro NYC (Fairfield, Litchfield, and New Haven counties combined)
-It's true that many people are wealthy, but many are also impoverished.
-There ARE indeed rich people outside of Fairfield County.
-Long Island Sound can be dirty in areas.
-People are real, unlike Fakeifornia.
-Nobody in this state (meaning YOU eastern Connecticut) liked the Red Sox prior to 2004.
-Hartford and Bridgeport are very dangerous. Waterbury and New Haven are also pretty bad, but not as much as those two.
-Hartford isn't a city, it's a big shitty town. New York is a city. Nobody in West Conn cares about Boston.
-Central Connecticut gets overrun on weekends by New Yorkers, New Jersyans, Rhode Islanders, and Massholes who like to shop here and not at their own fucking stores.
-An enormous wall should be built to keep the Massholes out, that, or $50 tolls to get in from Massachusetts.
Tourist: Connecticut is quintessentially New England.
Me: No it ain't. Massachusetts is a shithole we DON'T want to associate with.
Tourist: How would you know?
Me: I fucking live there.
Me: No it ain't. Massachusetts is a shithole we DON'T want to associate with.
Tourist: How would you know?
Me: I fucking live there.
by I am from this state. April 11, 2009
Get the Connecticutmug. -When Tom drove to New York from Boston, he had to stop in Connecticut to get some gas, and pick up some food.
by thisisme45123 March 4, 2010
Get the Connecticutmug.