ExConn's definitions

Connecticut

The state one would choose to live in, if one was fundamentally a retarded person.

Person #1: Did you hear about the guy form Connecticut who cut off his own arm when he got trapped in his own basement?

Person #2: What was the matter with him? Didn’t want to disturb his chimp?

Person #3: His chimp was upset because of all the wise cracks.

by ExConn June 17, 2010