Confuctuated 

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore

" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"

Confuctuated by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023

confusins 

someone who’s not fully intellectually there and gets confusins sometimes.

he’s confusins

confusins by yousmelledlikebologna January 12, 2023

Confuckulate

baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.

I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...

Confuckulate by TiffalovesStrife December 16, 2008

confulish 

confulish:
Confused and foolish at the same time.

Confulish:
Being used in a sentence.

Walked into the wrong classroom thinking it was nude sculpting. instead, it was a chemistry class.

confulish by Smart - One April 21, 2016

Confuckulations 

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

Confuckulations by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017

Confucion 

To confuse someone with the aid of fucking.

Shelly was left in a state of confucion after bob had pulled his cock out of her ear

Confucion by SathiroN January 24, 2006

confusious 

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.

Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.

confusious by gnerd1 November 2, 2011