Computer

What you are on now

You are on the computer now

by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004

computer drama

Experiencing excessive problems with your old-ass computer. This includes getting computer viruses all the time, accidentally deleting your entire hard drive, and even getting a virus from installing a pirated anti-virus program. In other words, technology hates you.

I am fed up hearing about Kevin's computer drama. It must have been from downloading all that pr0n.

by smo0thoperator February 18, 2010

Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

computer class

The class that everyone is failing and no one really knows why. Many students tend to never follow instructions from their teacher and "goof around" on random websites. In most cases, popular websites such as facebook, youtube, and many gaming sites are blocked, so the majority of the time the class is boring as hell. However, there are some instances in which a classmate may or may not find a fun website that isn't blocked. To most of the class's disappointment, the website is usually blocked the following day. Popular activities done to pass time during this class include: changing the background of the computer, attempting to find pornographic related material used for a joking matter, and screwing up the computer settings beyond all recognition (See: fubar)

Dude 1: Hey dude I gotta tell you something.
Dude 2: Alright, just tell me in computer class.

by hardrock711 November 21, 2011

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

Dell computer

disguised as a wonderful,colorful and amazing investment in tomorrows technology while filling your head with the fact that your getting this awesome deal when really your getting the next peice of shit from tomorrow where youll type anything without recieving it on your screen for the next 2 decades, all while your trying to fucking write a paper thats worth half your grade and although your ready for a break, your computer thinks it deserves one too except its so fuckin stupid it doesnt know the difference between shut down and just putting up the screen saver. oh yeah, you can save a file but have fun trying to retreive its ass, and yeah ill give you the internet.......NOT!!! well okay sure do you mind waiting till you grow a fuckin beard and have to wear adult diapers. cause thats how long its going to take. PS Dell is friendly. fuck that shit.PFM.aka pretty fuckin much. there computer help services.... guess what? there not helpful, and im not talking just on computers, they dont even pick up the phone, pretty sure they just give you the number in case you need help and to make you think your going to have some kind of security. unless you speak gallic, yeah, some long forgotten language from the italians. anyway Dell is just a huge production agency that produces hunks of shit scrap metal and fancy looking things inside that scrap of metal and slap on a "im a computer" sticker so youll buy it. FUCK!!!!

nice ummm...DELL Computer...pfft
FUCK YOU!!!

by now an HP owner April 7, 2010

computer

the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.

by d3r3nc3 October 23, 2006