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Cloud Computing

Nothing special, only good for text. The best way of storing data out of the way from your personal computer, but a very bad idea and very expensive since computers these days aren't just tools. They are personal datacenters for music, video, etc. and Cloud Computing is only good for low quality media and basic text which computers have been doing that since the 1980's. Everybody says its great because it is secure and stored away from you and I agree, but really. Its not.
Music producers and Multimedia experts will face nothing but disappointment when using cloud computing. If you write stories and just want to save your stories away from your computer and access them from anywhere, then its fine, but really. Having your stuff on the internet, encrypted with a password doesn't mean security can be broken. It can.
by judenihal January 25, 2010
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Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.
Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?
by dim sim brit July 8, 2011
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one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)
The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight
by BubaMan January 29, 2014
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eolas computing

eolasComputing.ie has amazing prices on laptops, computers and servers. Cheap laptops, computer accessories and ink also available at great prices.
Where can I buy a cheap laptop in Ireland?

Eolas Computing - EolasComputing.ie
by EolasComputing April 6, 2004
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cometing

when a biology teacher has such fat sausage fingers that he can't type for shit.

It is also a word used by chavs to explain what ejaculates out of their micro-penis.
it was a cometing innit bruv.
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Ninja-Commenting / Liking

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.
Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...
by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009
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a/s computing

worst lesson ever.governed by a syllabus that makes you do EVERYTHING the hard way(yes those program diagrams are a useful way of planning a 15 line program) and staffed by biatch
see shite , useless or my personal favourite cum dumpster
by piratetaco December 12, 2004
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