compensating

Hiding the fact that you have a tiny dick, by wearing large objects.

If a guy is eating a 7in. hot dog, he is probably compensating.

by AdvancedCheatah November 29, 2017

compete

To give it your all and know you didn't leave anything on the field.

To play through the pain, and never give up.

Always compete, and never quit.

by Crazy Soccer Playa December 10, 2005

compeating

eating while being on your computer

Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.

by Theophilos July 28, 2010

compensator truck

Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.

That guy needed a stepstool to climb into his compensator truck.

by Art August 29, 2005

comphet

short for compulsory heteronormativity, society making bright straight the default

Lesbian confusion can be due to the comphet in the world

by oswald~ November 4, 2020

competitious

the act of being overly competitive.

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win

by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne March 5, 2014