Heather :"Take a shower and then you can communication rape me"
Dude 1: "Bro she wouldn't leave me alone. She kept obsessively texting and facebooking me."
Dude 2: "You my friend, have been a victim of communication rape. You should tell someone."
Dude 1: "Bro she wouldn't leave me alone. She kept obsessively texting and facebooking me."
Dude 2: "You my friend, have been a victim of communication rape. You should tell someone."
by call_me_kels December 1, 2011
Get the communication rape mug.Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.
Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.
The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.
The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.
by The Recapitator January 14, 2012
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Any social media you use for the meaning cited above.
Any social media you use for the meaning cited above.
by Mag Trevisan July 28, 2017
Get the means of communication mug.The completely non-verbal communication between bros, in which conversations regarding former conquests, or the availability/need for a wingman take place. Typically happens near instantaneously and if adeptly performed, any females nearby will have no idea it happened.
Steve: Hey Todd what's up? Who's your friend?
Todd: *Stare* *Nod* (Examples of Bropathic Communication)
Steve: Hey, did you know that Todd is an astronaut for NASA? And is working on the cure for AIDS?
Todd: *Smiles*
Todd: *Stare* *Nod* (Examples of Bropathic Communication)
Steve: Hey, did you know that Todd is an astronaut for NASA? And is working on the cure for AIDS?
Todd: *Smiles*
by Kieldar October 24, 2010
Get the Bropathic Communication mug.1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
by Ohsider November 1, 2019
Get the millennial communication disorder (mcd) mug.The act of sending a risky text message and throwing your phone across the room to avoid reading the response.
by Mark Paul G. March 28, 2017
Get the Communication Evasion mug.Communicationerning is the non peasant way of saying communication. Communicationerning came about when two retards were having a conversation and trying to come up with the dumbest way of saying communication, Then came about the new elegant word, Communicationerning. Only Rich assholes say this word now. You have to be only the lowest of peasants to say the boring word known as communication.
Man: Hello Miss.
Woman: Hello Sir
Man: Did you hear about the 5 new Helicopters i got last night
Woman: Ahh yes. Very nice indeed
Man: The communicationerning 'twas not the greatest
Woman: You are a rich asshole I don't give a shit.
Man: This is why you got divorced 7 times
Woman: Hello Sir
Man: Did you hear about the 5 new Helicopters i got last night
Woman: Ahh yes. Very nice indeed
Man: The communicationerning 'twas not the greatest
Woman: You are a rich asshole I don't give a shit.
Man: This is why you got divorced 7 times
by BigSmarticles6969 February 13, 2019
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