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Commishioner

Being a Commishioner is a noble responsibility that comes with great power and influence. As the leader of your league, you set the tone, enforce the rules, and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all gamers. Often times there will be Andy's. Much like Karen's, Andy's are always butt-hurt and have something to complain about. Frequently it is due to their lack of football knowledge and terrible draft and roster production on a week-by-week basis.
A typical "Andy" would use as follows: The Commishioner is unfair, he teases me when I don't break 100 points and it hurts my feelings.
by Yellow Door October 3, 2023
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Commiserbrate

To mark an occasion that is worthy of celebrating yet also feels like you are due commiserations. Birthdays that make you far older than you want to be, or to mark the end of a relationshit sad that it's over, but glad that you're single.
We should really go out & commiserbrate your birthday. Forty or not we should still celebrate.
by jojodio February 8, 2010
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Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
by Kashton1 November 15, 2021
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Comishmemg

A very especially verb often used by autistic white people of the name Nilah.
That’s an comishmemg if you ask me!
by Swazi G April 23, 2022
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Ssc commission

Ssc is India's slowest service commission . Well known for delay in exam process, delay in publishing result.
Students have multiple absurd words for ssc commission. It's well known as kaamchor commission among Indians.

Ssc commission is one of the lowest degree commission.

They are playing with the future of students.

They are devil of nightmare and in reality more dangerous than corona.
I am infected with ssc commission, save me
by Ssc commission March 31, 2021
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fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed
bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
by diggymac March 1, 2018
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fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed
bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
by diggymac March 1, 2018
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