commandeer

to seize arbitrarily

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

vag commander

someones who is a certified pussy fucker

do you know who i am who's i be....... vag commander this

i run pussy they call me the vag commander

by shyne110 May 5, 2017

DJ x Commander

A ship between the DJ and Commander from Tower Defense Simulator (A.k.a. TDS). Admit it, if you know this ship you have definitely seen the Maidboy Commander and DJ and thought they were hot.

“Hey do you ship DJ x Commander?”
“Hell yeah, Gay LEGO.”

by Kasodus69420 February 1, 2021

Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

by Omni November 14, 2003

Commander

someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.

so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go out...no one did.

by Riley Fresh March 10, 2009