Comcast dance

When you move your remote-handling arm around in an effort to find somewhere that your Comcast box will receive a signal from your remote from.

The Comcast dance that Michael did at his party was only entertaining for the first 10 minutes.

by LadyKylias January 22, 2010

Comcastard

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

Comcast and chill

Like Netflix and chill, except the sex is non-consentual.

That skeevy dude was trying to get her to go back to his place for Comcast and chill.

by ReadHerring May 12, 2016

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

concusted

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008