Clungin

A reverse Blunkin, whereby a man eats out a woman whilst she is taking a dump. be warned, like a lot of conversations in life, Clungin can be difficult. one slip of the tongue and you're in the shit.

fancy a clungin love?

by Sparky93 October 27, 2010

Clound

1) man's name
2)new ,fresh

1) President Clound Wang

2)Clound Fresh (new ，good)

by Good mr September 7, 2016

Clunatic

Hardcore fans of the British actor Martin Clunes, aka Martin Ellingham in Doc Martin, and Gary Strang in Men Behaving Badly.

Bob: “Your sister is watching Doc Martin AGAIN?!”

Fred: “Yeah. And yesterday she watched Men Behaving Badly, Shakespeare In Love, and Saving Grace.”

Bob (rolls eyes): “She is SUCH a Clunatic.”

by ESquadGrobanite March 20, 2018

clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

Cocunut Mall'd

A Rocking Version of CoCuNuT mAlLeD. This time without the "e". E guys

Jake : H-

Rocker: YOU JUST GOT COCUNUT MALL'D

Jake: 'd?

by The D*** God October 4, 2021

clunker

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

clunkie

One whose fetish is the act of sex with robots. Similar to a furry.

Those clunkies put on robot suits and knocked their robot boots!

by Malarkey December 26, 2003