Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017

vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.

In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.

by The Sinator November 7, 2009

GD Colon

Not a furry

"You're GD Colon", says the man to Phil.

by Quetzer January 16, 2020

Colon Fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

"He is a total colon fisherman."

by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006

Colon Three

Word version of the smiley :3
its pretty much a hamster face,sort of a butt mouth.
You use the when your happy,blissful,peaceful,etc.

Look at my new shoes! :3 Colon three!

by maddiechan December 25, 2006

Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

by Dub April 1, 2005

Colon Kicker

When you stick your foot knee deep in his asshole

John said "I have a foot fetish, lets do something that involves feet" So I replied with "Let's try the Colon Kicker!"

by FrankDim October 18, 2021