Cooning

Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.

Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.

by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024

Cloning Oprah

One of many examples that can be used to describe taking a shit.

I spent an hour in the bathroom the morning. I was busy Cloning Oprah.

by Shaforkafor June 15, 2024

Coloring

Making someone bleed from anal sex

“How much coloring have you been doing lately?”
“Uh-bunch.”

by Queenqueefqueer December 20, 2024