colonel's burger

(adjective)

To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited expression.

Person A: "What's that you've got?"
Person B: "A new DVD player."
Person A: "Hey?! Let me see it!"
Person B: "Ahah! He's all colonel's burger at it hey?!"

colonel's burger by Cabji September 27, 2003

colonel gaddafi

Colonel Gaddafi = Cafe

Oh John its gone 10 o clock hurry up im hank marvin lets get down the Colonel Gaddafi. West London Rhyming Slang you Slags.

colonel gaddafi by Crowhawk December 4, 2015

colonel lovelock 

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal

colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet

colonel lovelock by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

Colonel Rubens by wrubens August 18, 2006

colonel saunders 

a colonel saunders is when you're making out with a chick; and when you finally manage to slip a finger in her pussy, you then, with a suave look on your face, stick that finger into your mouth, suck it, and say "mmm; that's finger lickin' good!"; just like on the old KFC commercial.

i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!

colonel saunders by joe mid- bronx November 12, 2007

Colonel Cotton Pony 

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

Colonel Cotton Pony by swampchappy February 1, 2010

colonel's touch 

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

colonel's touch by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011