Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
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Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
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Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain
The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound
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Lung Collapsion

RaiderLycor's lungs dying after rapping several songs in a row.
After I'm done rapping I just go "Oh cool I did it I'm gonna go die of lung collapsion now!"
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Collapsed

Dundee United's arse has well and truly collapsed here in Alkmaar
by Jun Suzuki August 11, 2022
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Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.
Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2023
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Collapsed Doggy

A • sexual • position • where • the • lady • lies • down facing down, and the guy gets on top of her like a stack of bread, and fucks her from above.
Ayo babe, you down to try some Collapsed doggy later tonight and let me come all over your back?
by appletittiezz January 22, 2024
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