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coerce

to compel by force, intimidation, or authority, esp. without regard for individual desire or volition
Pistols firing at my feet coerce me to dance
by Jamerz113 June 17, 2009
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Coeur d'Alene

Coeur d'Alene (pronounced /ˌkɔr dəˈlein/) is the largest city of Kootenai County, Idaho, United States. The city is located about 25 miles east of Spokane, Washington.

The current population of approximately 50,000 is growing at a feverish pace due to the local arts and tourism. Key points of interest are the Coeur d'Alene Resort (which has the longest in-land floating boardwalk), Lake Coeur d'Alene, the Festival of Lights parade, and the Car d'Lane Classic Car parade and show.

The town is nestled in a valley, surrounded by mountains on all sides. It is bordered to the north by Hayden and Dalton Gardens, and Post Falls to the west. To the south, there is Lake Coeur d'Alene, which includes a public beach and waterfront area, as well as a private beach at the bordering North Idaho College.
"If you want to experience all four seasons in one day, head to Coeur d'Alene!"

"Hey, let's go swimming in Coeur d'Alene Lake..."
by JMcD August 2, 2008
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Bigelow Coefficient

The use of a random number generator and the absolute value of a sum of numbers to provide reporting data for a company or organization.
Did you hear - the CFO was caught using the Bigelow Coefficient to make up the profit and loss statement
by elbowman November 23, 2009
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Coen

A sweet boy that lives in a small town. He loves the special girl that comes into his life with all his heart. Coen is a very handsome, smart, and hard working. He is very respectful and plays a lot of sports. Coen is a amazing friend and helps them anyway he can. He is popular and everyone loves him. If you have a Coen in your life, don't let go because he is so special.
Person 1: You going to the party?
Person 2: Is coen going to be there?
Person 3: Yep
Person 4: I'm there
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Coen

Coen is a sweet, caring and loving guy! He never lets you go a minute without smiling and he is always there for you when you need him. He will never let you down because he is such a caring guy. He cares so much about everyone and he is an amazing friend. Once you find a coen you should never let him go because without him your heart will never be the same again. He is so hot and just an amazing down to earth guy that you should never let go. Coen’s are certified beauties!
Person 1: have you met coen yet?
Person 2: yes he is an amazing guy, never let him go
by Random grapes May 30, 2018
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Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient

When dealing with a lying-ass motherfucker, the Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (LAMC)is the multiplier (generally around .39) added to any numbers (such as income, number of recent sexual relations, cost of automobile, amount of alcohol consumed, length of prison sentence, etc) quoted by said lying-ass motherfucker, with the intent of approximating a truer estimate of the referenced events.

The actual value of the LAMC fluctuates depending on the relative purity of the lying-ass motherfucker in question and must be adjusted accordingly. A LAMC of .8 or .9 is only appropriate for a "part-time" or a "fly-by-night" lying-ass motherfucker, while a true, pathological lying-ass motherfucker often necessitates a .1 or even a .05!

Use a known quantity to assign a LAMC value to the lying-ass motherfuckers in your life. If, for instance, a lying ass motherfucker at your work claims he made a cool $120 in tips over the course of his shift when you spotted him pocketing a paltry $45, you can safely place his LAMC at .375, give or take a few hundredths.

Once a LAMC is established, it tends to remain fairly constant, varying only in cases of extreme mental excitement, anguish, or upheaval. Lying-ass motherfuckers who are manic drunks, for example, often require a lower LAMC value when they are on the sauce. Tears in the beer, however, can indicate that a higher value should be used ("in vino veritas" rings true, for depressive drunk lying-ass motherfuckers at least).

A final note: the LAMC only applies to numbers which the lying-ass motherfucker has motive to inflate (like the number of people it took to beat the shit out of him last night downtown). For instances where a lower number would seem "cooler" (such as the number of statuatory rape charges on his permanent record) a Reverse Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (RLAMC) must be employed. The RLAMC will be covered in a later article.
Andrew: Man, Jacob was wasted when I came in last night! He said he drank a whole twelve pack when he was out with Tina!

Joe: Man, fuck that noise. You know that Jacob's Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient is a good .25 easy. He drank three beers, cried for a while, got Tina's voicemail, got ten other girls' voicemails, watched TV, and then passed out on the couch, which is where you found him when you came in.

Andrew: You're right, man. Dude's a lying-ass motherfucker. I don't know what I was thinking.
by squizzot May 1, 2009
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