Cocknation

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by Havenoname_dick April 12, 2024

Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024

cocksultation

An appointment that a female has with a male medical provider resulting in attention the female, and her sexual organs. Cocksultation versus consultation with a clinician.

I had a Cocksultation appointment with my doctor today and it felt amazing.

by DoctorofD March 12, 2025

Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011