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Cockswap

Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"
by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010
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pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team
we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.
by Shatfinger July 4, 2008
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Cocksquatch

A male who's penis has hair growing all over it. It could be at the base, just the underside of the penis, or all over it up to the head. Either way, it's disgusting as fuck and should be shaved.
Yeah, he was a total "Cocksquatch" though!
by Neorift September 25, 2010
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cocksteak

1.(n) A filet taken from the underside of the human penis, between the glans and the testicles.

2.(adj.) Of or obtaining attributes usually assigned and associated with the underside of a penis.

Can be used as a modifier as Chicken Fried can be used to modify Steak. For example, a Chicken Fried Steak is a Steak that has been prepared as if it were fried chicken. A cocksteak bitchnugget is a bitch nugget that has been prepared as if it were a cocksteak. This usually denotes grilling, or being placed upon somebody's grill. (see bitch-nugget)
1. (n) Would you like me to throw this cocksteak on your grill?

2. (adj.) You are nothing but a cocksteak bitch nugget.
by Chris A. Wolf November 7, 2005
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cocksquat

That cocksquat got pwnd hard!!
by Vitj September 22, 2003
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cockseption

Sausage fest. Dicks on dicks on dicks. See: Sausage Fest.
Dude, you said there would be chicks here, this party is total cockseption.
by shinnnntsper February 25, 2015
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cockfeather

Similar to puffing one’s chest out; but much more “douchebaggy”.
He has is cockfeathers all puffed up after his brand new haircut.
by ElBiggoRiggo March 9, 2018
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