Cocksnap

A Snapchat of a penis.

"Dude, I'll send her a cocksnap"
"OMG! He just sent me a cocksnap"

by Likwid69 April 4, 2015

Cockspew

The sound effect Darth Vader makes when he's breathing.

Darth Vader: "*Cooooccckkk...Spppeeewww* You will know the power, of the Dark Side!"
Rebel guard: "What's a... cockspew?"

by Kotario December 16, 2016

cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.

The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.

by ThevRDM December 9, 2018

Cockspert

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

by akefa February 26, 2019

cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

by FJ April 20, 2005

cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.

Eradicator is a cockspert.

by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011

cockpipe

The urethra. The tube running through the male reproductive organ

Man#1 cockpipe
Man#2 COCKPIPE!!!!
or
if you dont shut up i will shove a pineapple up your cockpipe sir.

by rabadabadongscrotch December 24, 2008