Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're going to lose the cup final!'
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"
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A general or all around jerk of a person. Characteristics of the said cockstomp may include being rude, conceded, belligerent, and of course having/being engaged in the sexual behavior of cock and ball torture
Wow, Stephan was such a cockstomp at work today!
Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!
Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!
by a_dub_for_realz March 30, 2008
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1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.
2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.
- verb (partner dance)
tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.
intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.
2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.
- verb (partner dance)
tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.
intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
Etymology:
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
by Seattle Lindyhop August 26, 2007
Get the Cocksnap mug.AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
Get the cockslapping the mona lisa mug.Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.
E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:
"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"
How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"
"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"
How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"
by bighomiemood January 2, 2019
Get the Cockslave mug.A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.
Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.
Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.
Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.
by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011
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