cockshot

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.

Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

by AnacinCross December 16, 2008

cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.

This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.

by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

Cockshot

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.

Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.

by WhiteDwarf October 20, 2009

cockshroud

The foreskin of the cock, especially a long one that sticks out over the cockhead in kind of pucker, or a very wrinkly one.

Tim wouldn't skinny-dip with us at the pond because last time he showed his cock around other guys they made fun of his wrinkly foreskin. They pulled it over the head of his dick and shouted, "Dudes, look! A cockshroud!"

by Xaime May 28, 2019

Cockshed

A wonderful person, they're a little dumb sometimes but they're a cockshed none the least!

Person 1: heart emoji
Person 2: I'm sorry cockshed
Person 1: nonono
Person 2: I should be sorry
Person 1: I appreciate your kind words I will take cockshed in pride

by Ebueush March 12, 2022

cocksky

That wood waggin between your legs

Man, old cocksky's been hard for hours! it hurts like a bitch!

by YibberYanker August 3, 2007

cockshocking

to get arosed by object or person

1.WOW! she cockshocking!
2.That give me a cockshock!

by himynameisdillion May 21, 2009