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flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver
sara and catherine are flat cockers
flat cocker by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

Joe Cocker 

The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!
Joe Cocker had some really weird moves.
Joe Cocker by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005

Beddy Cocker 

A chick who is always ready to go to bed for cock!
Pamela Anderson and Angolina Jolie, now there's two prime examples of Beddy Cocker.
Beddy Cocker by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006

Freddy Cocker 

Freddy Cocker

The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.

what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
Man i had a dream that freddy cocker came after me
Freddy Cocker by guynnie November 12, 2010

bobby cocker

Someone that is frustrating, rude, ignorant.
Someone you don't understand that doesn't know how to communicate in an affectionate way. Instead they are just fucking watching football and looking for a place to put their cock...if it was a dude named bobby they would still fuck him if it was happening while watching football (two things football and cock garage they are a "bobbycocker"
Example of correct usage
women : blah blah blah blah Did you hear what the fuck I just said?
Man: ............
Women : fucking bobby cocker
bobby cocker by the mck May 19, 2015

The Cocker Spaniel 

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.