cavernous vagina

a cavernous vagina is a very spacious vagina.usually sucks in small objects around it. beware

i.e. josh darling has a cavernous vagina

by sally adams washtub October 8, 2005

cleris

A shipper of the Cloud x Aeris pairing from Final Fantasy VII.

The Kingdom Hearts epilogue was so cleris.

by Chika August 12, 2005

dime bag clers

a guy from poco, british colombia named corey who sells dime bags of illegal drugs for $10 to little kids around all the elementary schools.

Kid: hey clers! can i get a dime bag from you?
Dime Bag Clers: ok, that'll be $10, son.
Kid: ok, clers, but don't rip me off like last time...i want the full $10 worth. you still owe me the change.
Dime Bag Clers: come suck the change out of my ass little man.

by pocowhitepower December 18, 2012

clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

by YAWA March 14, 2018

Clerks

the best fucking movie in the world,its about a store clerk that had a shitty day

by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

clerks

A very funny movie directed by Kevin Smith (silent bob).

DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)

Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)

by mreva03 December 28, 2005

Clert

A clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have passed puberty.

Oops! I think I may have just clerted. Forgive me.

by DJ Tasty Licks December 10, 2010