Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.

1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"

by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) April 5, 2009

clunge pastry

The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.

It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.

Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.

Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!

Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis

by tysoncbeckford December 23, 2009

clunger

yet another term for female genitalia

I bet he gets loads of clunger
Right in the clunger

by paddyeerzz June 25, 2007

Clunge Plunge

Clunge Plunge is the male act of losing your virginity. A twist on the phrase "To Take The Plunge".

Joe - I took the Clunge Plunge last night

Johnny - Yeah?

Joe - Yeah, didn't last too long though

by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

clunge

Clunge= the blurt, the ham wallet, the spam purse, the gammon alley or if you prefer- the cod pouch.

(one may be heard yelling )
"Geeeeee us a swatch o yer clunge!!!"

by HamWallet April 25, 2006

Clunge Buffet

When one feasts on a womans fanny in an oral manner

Tank couldn't wait to get home from the game so he could have a Clunge Buffet

by Chelsea4Life November 12, 2009

Clunge

Term frequently used in the U.K. for female genitialia.

"Tom got some clunge last night, innit"

by Jacktheripperlovepussy September 27, 2009