a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.
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Used to describe someone who clocks out at 5, usually to get tipsy on some magaritas and listen to Jimmy Buffet.
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Me and the girls got all cinco-clocker at the bar down by Cocoa Beach. Hell yeah! we spanked some manly ass and danced naked on the tables. Picked up a few bucks on the way. Rocks to be a cinco-clocker!
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Okay, were approaching a 10-4 turn towards Jersey and-- were having engine failure. With all these geese in the air, it must of been a clucksterfuck. We're going in the Hudson. KABOOSH!
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