Noun
Originated in Decatur, IL
An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.
Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.
Originated in Decatur, IL
An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.
Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.
Frankie: "Yo, John Madden is such a Clock. I don't know why they ever let this guy call games."
John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*
John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*
by TheRealDuplicity October 29, 2011
Get the Clockmug. An item you use to to tell what time it is. They can be very decorative, and handy to tell you what time it is.
by lunar shadows January 6, 2005
Get the Clockmug. When a woman's clitoris is so big...it looks like a small cock. Or when a man's cock is so small...it looks like a big clitoris. A clock!
He/She had a clock!
by Genius25 November 18, 2009
Get the Clockmug. by P.Kong October 18, 2009
Get the Clockedmug. to get clocked is to get caught out. mostly used to suggest being caught out by boydem, though also family, or partners. lol
by §håÐðw May 21, 2004
Get the clockedmug. When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.
by Alliana Cordova December 14, 2019
Get the The Clockmug. by Your-friends May 24, 2017
Get the Clocked inmug.