A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"
by Forfader June 21, 2013
by realdeffr February 27, 2020
an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
by Dexter G November 21, 2009
When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024
When a British person either
a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism
And in response, their entire body clenches up
by TheSnazzyJacket March 05, 2021