Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012

Learned the clarinet at school

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

green clarinet man

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

by Evzy January 19, 2008

clarinetist

The most rockin' and chill people in a band. The most amazing kissers. And often use their clarinets to beat up the trumpet players after rehearsal!

Omg lisa! Gregg the clarinetist just kissed me!

The clarinetist just beat the crap out of the brass section!!!

by Clarientworldzzz May 30, 2018

claryce

Claryce is a beautiful and intelligent woman. She strives for success and constantly works hard for it. She never quits, she never gives up, she never says die. She is a champion.

Claryce is a young champ yo!

by Coconut18 January 3, 2018

Clarence

1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.

2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.

3) BEAST.

1) Girl1: OOOMG. who is that sexy guy by the beach?

Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.

Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.

2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?

Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.

Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.

3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports

Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.

Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.

Boy2: hell yeaa!

by zch21 October 28, 2010

Clarinet

The most amazing instrument in the band. Can be used as a weapon, spit cannon, and a way to drive your band teacher crazy. it has over 3 octaves, and with practice, it sounds great. If a clarinet is cursed, like mine, it will become great friends with the repair man. The clarinetists are the most energetic and devoted members of the band. We tend to burst out into laughter once in a while, but when its show time, we run around a few times and get serious. The instrument uses a reed, which tends to break... alot. It looks like a jig-saw puzzle when you first open the case, but with a little cork grease, it goes together perfectly. Clarinets also tend to run away, or play hide and go seek, yes they do have imaginary legs. It takes a while to find it, but you always do. When they are dropped, it makes a loud and obnoxious noise, then the teacher starts laughing, then the whole band. Clarinets do not sound well when you just ate LOTS of pretzels, and backwash gets in and comes out the cannon. With bass clarinets, the sound is low and its extremely hard to reach a high C. You can't drop a bass clarinet because there is a neck strap around your ankle, just kidding, your neck.

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to drop my Clarinet during rehearsal! ITS THE CURSE

by JoJoU October 17, 2008